America's Worst Asshole Parents

Tuesday, August 30, 2011


Man decapitates son, puts head on street for Mom to find

Jeremiah Lee Wright, 30, of Thibodaux, LA has confessed to killing his 7 year old son Jori Lirettehe. Wright said he was tired of taking care of the boy, who had cerebal palsy and heart problems, and was fed through a feeding tube. And those were the least of his problems, apparently.

Wright said he put the head out by the side of the road so when his mother came by, she would see it and "feel stupid."

Both feet and one of the boy's hands were also cut off and recovered from several white garbage bags.

Steven Cross

'...and your mom's not dead' dad arrested in California after abandoning son at foreclosed home

Dear Son: You have many years ahead of you. Not me. Take your PlayStation to our neighbor's house and see if they'll take care of you. The sheriff is taking our house and I won't be back.

So goes the letter written by the subject at right, Steven Alexander Cross.This guy puts his 11 year old son to sleep at night, writes the above, gets in his van and leaves Minnesota. He finds a job making sandwiches in California but doesn't cover his tracks. He's busted. The mom? Lost her visitation privileges 9 years ago. Oh by the way, the letter also revealed to the kid that his mom wasn't really dead. That's just what I told you, kid.

I'm not going to dump on this guy. Did he do the right thing, probably not. But he's an architect in a country that is not building anything, anywhere. He's depressed, dejected, and not in his right mind. I probably shouldn't even include him in this post, but, it is what it is.

And always remember that Daddy let you live. Not so with these next assholes...

Michael Ray James, Jonathon, Tina Alberson

 Twin Boy Dies After Parents Deny Him Water

Now here's a handsome couple. In the middle of one of Texas's 100 degree-plus heat waves, these two jackasses make this 10 year old boy stand in a hot room in front of the sun and deny him water for 5 days. His crime? Wetting the bed. The day he died he had peanut butter stuck in his throat. Jenny Craig and Richard Simmons there, wouldn't give the kid water to wash it down. 

When Jonathon finally collapsed, the two geniuses put him in a bathtub full of cool water and called paramedics, saying he'd been sick for days. The paramedics didn't buy it, and the Unibrow couple are now in a Dallas prison cell.
Twin Joseph said he was afraid to help his brother because he thought they'd punish him the same way.

Now back to California...

Sloan "what the fuck did I just do" Briles

Dad Arrested For Throwing Son Off A Cruise Boat

Okay, why are these guys always so gosh darn handsome? 
It's not enough to go through life with a stupid name like Sloan Briles. Sometimes you take your family out for a nice day in the sun and end up with your equally stupid mug shot plastered all over the Internet.

Sloan there, got into an argument with his girlfriend while on the tour boat, to the delight of all the other passengers. He walked to the front of the boat to cool off, followed by his 7 year old son. His son was crying.

"The father hit him several times and then threatened to throw him overboard if he didn't stop crying," (Sheriff's spokesman) Amormino said. "The crowd on the boat became very angry at the father for hitting the kid and extremely angry when he threw him overboard."

The boy was rescued by onlookers as well as other boaters. Sloan also jumped into the water, but hey- we already know you did it, so you don't have to pretend you care, okay? Oh, and also this next part probably has nothing to do with anything:

Authorities said Briles appeared to have been drinking.

Dumb ass.

And what does good parenting reap upon you? Answer: Psycho kids...

Tyler Hadley

Florida Teen Bludgeons Parents, Has House Party With Dead Bodies in Bedroom

-Mary Jo Hadley's last word, as her son Tyler beat her to death with a framing hammer.

At 1:15 p.m., Tyler made a Facebook posting: Party tonight at my crib... maybe.
At 5 p.m., kill parents. spend 3 hours cleaning up blood.
At 8:15 p.m., another fb post: Party is on.

Parents of psycho boy
60 people show up to Tyler's crib, and he is the man. Quite the happy host. Beer pong, cigar smoking, drinking. Eat anything in the house you want, friends. It's a party.

During the party, Tyler confesses to one of those friends, who confesses to another, and on and on. Nobody can keep a secret these days! 

Police came to the house twice. First at 1:30 a.m. because of the noise. But the party was by that time, breaking up. Next, at 4:30 a.m., after receiving tips that there may have been a murder. There was.

What is more disturbing, I ask you: that Tyler up there killed his parents with a fucking hammer, or that 60 teenagers wanted to finish their party and go home, before calling police?

Then again, kids are no better than some of their parents...