Don't Have a Stroke

Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Workplace policy, what's that? Well, for reasons unknown you've been hired to work at your job, not play internet games, update Facebook, or harass your fellow man. Yet as we know, this is common behavior in the workplace. Nonetheless, it's against company policy in most every work environment. But you do what you want, you're an adult

The little brain up there is to raise stroke awareness. A lot of people were made aware after the Grammy Awards with Serene Branson's live TV report:


Of course the news was that she hadn't actually had a stroke, rather, it was a migraine attack that mimics a stroke. The fear though, was very real. 

Remember the patient isn't just the heart, as if any of us need that fact drilled into us. But to whit: procedures like hip surgery can make for clots, which make it up to the brain to block oxygen. If your patient starts having difficulty speaking or feeling parts of his body, don't hesitate to call for help. Most hospitals now have some sort of response team to try to avoid a Code Blue. Just don't get huffy if your coworker does it for you if you're not around.

More on that subject tomorrow. Remember to protect your brain. It may be the only one you get.



Monday, June 6, 2011
THIS IS NOT A PYTHON!
 
This is a 15 foot Eastern Diamondback 
rattlesnake - the largest ever caught on
record, in fact. 
 
This snake was found Near the St. Augustine outlet, 
in a new KB homes subdivision just south of  Jacksonville FL.  

 
One bite from a snake of this size would contain enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men.
 
The head of this snake alone is larger than the hand of a normal sized man. 

 
 A bite from those fangs would comparable to being stabbed by two curved, 1/4 inch diameter screwdrivers. 

The knife being used to draw out the fangs for the picture has a blade around 4 inches long.

 
This snake is estimated to have weighed over 170 pounds.
Notice the girth of this snake as compared to the cop's leg.

 
A snake this size has an approximately 5 1/2 foot accurate striking distance (the distance for an average size rattlesnake is about 2 feet).


  This snake has probably been alive since George Bush Sr. was President. 



Cryonics

Friday, June 3, 2011

Breakfast, that important first meal.


Cryonics. You know- freezing the body, finding a cure, thawing out into Immortality. You can freeze yourself, or your pets, but you can’t do it until you die- there’s a law against freezing your still-living body. Cost is a relatively inexpensive $200,000 for the whole body, or a mere $80,000 for neuropreservation. You know. The head.


Ha ha, no we’re not talking about cloning, you fool. That’s not even relevant, though it was at one time. What we will do to you is cool your body to near freezing, remove the blood and replace it with a synthetic solution. The body is kept in the tank at subfreezing temperatures until the day technology makes reanimation possible.

When will that be? According to one cryonicist: “The technology of freezing is still very primitive, and advances may not be available for two centuries- if ever.”

However, Cryonics is not Cryobiology: the freezing of blood, corneas, embryos and the like, for use at a future time. Though Cryobiology has found that freezing organs like the heart or pancreas, renders them useless.

Point to ponder: In three cryonics centers in California and Michigan the remains of 15 people are on ice. There used to be 45, but 30 of the tanks leaked.

Ouch: Back in 1987 Saul Kent, a board member of Alcor Life Extensions in Riverside, California, brought in his mother Dora, had her head removed and frozen for later reanimation. Thank you, son! Wait… Dora didn’t sign a consent, and then there was that thing about maybe not being dead yet.

Walt Disney. No, really, you’re sure about that? In the book Disney’s World, an associate states: “My information is that he is frozen… And if he does come back, there’s going to be hell to pay. He wouldn’t approve of much that’s gone on at the Disney Studios.”
“Half the people in the U.S. are living on interest paid by people who will never get the last mortgage paid.” -Will Rogers.

Help me, because I’m puzzled by this math problem: If one car starts from New York at 11 A.M. and travels 55 mph, and another car starts from Boston at 1 P.M. and travels 60 mph, which car will be nearer New York when they meet?